Jacob: Hi Sean, when did you last masturbate?

Sean: Hi Jacob. I ejaculated all over my boyfriend two nights ago. But by myself, the last time was about 10 days ago. There’s a guy who messages me the word ‘brother’, and then I respond with the word ‘brother’, and guide him through his masturbation process. Sometimes he’s masturbating while I’m at work, and I text him encouragement while I’m rifling through files or whatever.

Jacob: Hot! How many times a day, or week, do you masturbate on average?

Sean: Well, I touch myself every single day. I enjoy the feeling of being uncummed – alot. While I love an orgasm and I love ejaculating all over my belly, there’s something to be said about keeping the power inside and letting it build up, so when it does come out – either by yourself or with a “friend” – it can be very explosive. 

Jacob: Do you remember the first time you masturbated?

Sean: Yes, I do. I was a mattress humper when I was a teen (relatable!) and there were periods where I realised that going to bed every night was so much fun because I would just lie there and hump my mattress. And then one night, I humped it a bit too much, and all this liquid came out of me.

Jacob: Fast forwarding to the present, how would you describe the BatorBro community?

Sean: Fraternal, supportive, silly, loving, diverse and super horny. 

Jacob: How have you formed connections through BatorBro?

Sean: I met people there that have become serious friends, who I text every day. 

Bators communicate with each other in a way that non-bators don’t necessarily have, which is that we approach each other effusively, with openness and a sense of gratification. Even in my most basic exchanges with guys on Telegram or on Bateworld, there’s an openness that just does not exist in other situations, as well as eroticism, kink and communication.

Jacob: Are there ways you think it could be improved?

Sean: Yes, I think the British Museum should return all their foreign objects and turn it into a giant bator club that runs 24/7. 

Jacob: *eye roll* Serious suggestions please.

Sean: Fine. I think we need more guys to realise that bating is their true kink and to own it and to feel more confident in it. We need to remember to love our dicks, and each other, a little bit more. There will be a great sense of peace to be found in men who like getting their dicks out with other men. 

Jacob: Has BatorBro changed your sex life?

Sean: Yes! It arrived at just the right time. I was seeking something other than just simple penetration or transactional encounters, and wanted to reassess my sexual life. After BatorBro I was having sex on a whole different wavelength than I had been before, and it was just a culmination of all the things that I desire in a man: body, cock, sniff, touch, and the kind of primal, visceral connections that come when two entwined bodies huff poppers at the same time and melt into one. 

Jacob: Anything else to add?

Sean: The bator community is an amazing antidote to the more dangerous aspects of the manosphere. We grow our bushes and show our armpits. But we also kiss and complement each other, and cheer when we ejaculate. I’m not the only person who has emerged from BatorBro spiritually reborn and exhausted, but also with my faith in men restored. 

*Sean begins to unbutton his shirt as the Zoom call hits its 40 minute limit*